Monday, February 05, 2007

Humor for Snow Days

E-mail exerpts from friends with kids:

You find out interesting things when you have children, like...
1. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
2. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old.
3. Super glue is forever.
4. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
5. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

(thanks S.)

If you give a Mom a muffin
If you give a Mom a muffin, she'll want a strong cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some and soon enough her three year old will spill it.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she'll find dirty socks and remember she has to do laundry.
Putting in the laundry, she remembers the pile of bills that were due yesterday.
She looks for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in the purse that is being dumped out by her one year old.
She'll smells something funny.
She changes the one year old's diaper.
While throwing away the diaper, the phone rings.
Her three year answers and hangs up.
She'll remember she wants to phone a friend
Not for coffee but for a very strong drink.
Thinking of drinking will remind her that she had a cup of coffee going.
If she finds her coffee, which will have to be reheated by now,
Chances are her kids (or dog) will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

(Thanks W.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

speaking of toilets flushing, has anyone seen Arthur Read? Maybe he is the monkey in MMSDs pipes. Look out! Here comes the rains again. Falling on my head like book in the AM.